The Democratic States of Eternals islands is a massive, genial nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.014 billion Eternals islandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jincheok. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eternals islandsian economy, worth 92.8 trillion Eternal dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,492 Eternal dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternals islands's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eternals islands is ranked 18,760^th in the world and 1,057^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 94 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.